Napolitano: Swine flu smuggled through Canada
I bet it’s coming in through Nova Scotia.
Napolitano: Talibans Smuggling Swine Flu Through Canada on Stolen Cruise Ships
Homeland Security Chief Janet Napolitano urged that we take action in order to stop “Talibans from smuggling swine-flu tainted bunnies through Canada on stolen cruise ships.”
The announcement came at a press conference Napolitano called for 8:00 am this morning and began promptly at 12:30. The first five minutes of her remarks were only heard by the front row until a reporter from WABC pointed out that Napolitano was speaking into the wrong side of the microphone.
“We have lots of problems here in the United Skates of America,” said Napolitano, “The most biggest of which is those Talibans. They’ve got the swine flu and they’ve been trying to steal cruise ships off the coast of Sumatra. It’s a good thing our Coast Guard was there with their elite sniping teams to shoot at them.”
Added Napolitano, “We need to take action.”
Free universal health care will solve everything.
h/t: PA Pundits
Bunnies on stolen cruise ships? What is Starbucks putting in the Pentagon coffee?
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